There was a man who woke up one morning with a red ring around his member. Astonished, he panicked and hurried to the emergency room.

The doctor looked at it and gave the man some lotion to rub on it twice a day and if there were no results to come back the next day.

This went on for three days, when a new nurse happened to be in the same ER. She asked if she could suggest something. The doctor at his wit's end because he wasn't able to cure the problem, agreed to let the nurse try her hand.

The nurse gave the man a smelly lotion and said to rub it very gently on his member before he went to bed. The man went home and followed her instructions.

The very next day came back happy as a lark! He found the nurse and doctor and thanked them for all their help.

As the man left, the doctor turned to the nurse and asked, "What was that miracle lotion?"

The nurse smiled and replied, "Lip stick remover."