SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES
 

 

* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

* Care to see my twelve inch elf?

* I've got something special in the sack just for you!

* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

* Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...)

* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

* Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

* I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge!

* I've got something you can hang a wreath on!

* One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!

* That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.

* Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.

* I got your stocking stuffer right here!

* Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!
SANTA'S PICK-UP LINES



* Hey Babe, when was the last time you had a really good sleigh?

* Care to see my twelve inch elf?

* I've got something special in the sack just for you!

* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

* I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

* Some of my favorite toys run on batteries....

* Interested in seeing the North Pole? (Well, that's what Mrs. Claus calls it...)

* I see you when you're sleeping and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

* Screw the "nice" list. I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!

* Ho-Ho-How'd you like to shake like a bowl of jelly?

* I put the 'scroo' in 'scrooge!

* I've got something you can hang a wreath on!

* One hour with me honey and you'll see flyin' reindeer!

* That is NO candy cane in my pocket, and I'm glad to see you.

* Uh-yeah, that's right. I'm Kenny Rogers.

* I got your stocking stuffer right here!

* Giddy-up over here and say 'Howdy' to your fat, bearded cowboy of love!