THREE ITALIAN NUNS
 

 

Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven where they are met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. The first nun says, "I want-a to be Sophia Loren!" POOF!! She is gone.

The second nun says, "I want-a to be Madonna!" POOF!! She is gone.

The third nun says, "I want-a to be Sara Pipilini."

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name is unfamiliar to me."

The nun takes a newspaper out and hands it to him.

He reads the paper and starts laughing, then hands it back to her and says, "No, sister. This paper says, 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days."