REASONS COOKIE DOUGH IS BETTER THAN A MAN
 

 

* It's enjoyable hard or soft.

* It makes a mess too, but it tastes better.

* You always want to swallow.

* It won't complain if you share it with friends.

*It's "quick and convenient."

* You can enjoy it more than once.

* It comes already protectively wrapped.

* You can make it as large as you want.

* If you don't finish it you can save it for later.

* It's easier to get the kind you want.

* You can comparison shop.

* It's easier to find in a grocery store.

* You can put it away when you've had enough.

* You know yours has never been eaten before.

* It won't complain if you chew on it.

* You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.

* It's always ready to go.

* You won't get arrested if you eat it in public.

* You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.

* It won't wake you up because it's hard.

* You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.

* You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without sounding like you're bragging.

* It won't take up room in your bed.

* It's easy to pick up.

* It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.

* It never has an insecurity problem with its size.